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Three things I did this week
I broke a promise I made to myself approximately 18 years ago. I became a Stephen King fanatic shortly after The Stand miniseries aired on television, and voraciously read everything of his I could...
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3 themed images from my past few years
1. I worked in a burrito joint for three years while i was saving up to buy the bar. Every year, we did a themed calendar for the bosses. One year, it was Chipotle Bandits, where I painted a police...
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3 things doing a cassette release reminded me about working with cassettes
• If there’s one thing tape recorders like to do more than malfunction, it’s malfunction in a variety of flavors. This grey guy from 2000 couldn’t decide whether it wanted to stretch my tapes or cycle...
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Three things.
1. Today my mom and I went to Michael’s Arts and Crafts or whatever the real name for it is, and my mom, true to her tasteful form, decided she needed a ten dollar plaster thigh-high doric column on...
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3 recent purchases
• I’m left handed and I’ve been playing right-handed guitars since I was 16, because when I decided that playing guitar would be a good thing to dump a few ten thousand hour portions of my life into,...
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My weekend in Houston
I backed up three burlesque acts with music on Saturday at two shows in Houston. Here’s some things of note from it for you. • Texas road sights on the way to Houston. I couldn’t angle the camera...
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Three things about bison and weddings, but not Bison Weddings
Tonight, I go to Ted’s Montana Grill for the first time, ever. I was told once that, when faced with the prospect that bison were either becoming endangered or going extinct, Ted Turner decided this...
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Luke said he couldn’t find himself on this site
• Here you go Luke • Here you go Luke • Here you go Luke
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Quick Apology Pointz.
-I can apologize for my absence, but it would take an entire bullet fraught with actual reasons that would appear to be lame excuses and weird cop-outs to fully express my mortification and remorse at...
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My own apology pointz
• And now it’s my turn. I was about to go on about how busy I am until I remembered how much I hate that as an excuse. Everyone’s busy. And if they’re not, everyone wants everyone else to think...
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capitalizing posts is so last season
Oh yeah we have a blog thing here don’t we? I thought about it after getting your text about offending the Billiard Gods and here I am now and now here you are. • Temporal syntax can be a bizarre...
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May 29th, huh?
1. I often tell people not to apologize for the way they live. Don’t apologize for how messy your car is. They’re only seeing your car because you’re giving them a ride somewhere, am I right? Don’t...
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March 30th, huh?
• While I’m at Zog’s August 3rd, we should play a round of pool. We should draw it out and internet-televise it on Ustream. We should get two other people functioning as overexcited announcers color...
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Re: My Current Facebook Status
1. Did you know that if you change ONE LETTER in “status,” it becomes, “STATUE?” The fluid, kinetic nature of Facebook constantly alarms and thrills me. Status? That shit moves, fluctuates. Statue?...
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Re: Your Current 3BPz Post
• Everyone is sad and lonely in this world except when they’re not. Everyone is every emotion possible when they’re not being one or more of all the other emotions. Everything’s temporary and that’s...
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